Wednesday, March 14, 2007

I want to hurt you.

"You didn't wash your hands? Gross."

"Well I didn't pee on them."

"Urine is sterile, you idiot."

"Well then I didn't poop on them."

"Yeah well all the germs on your hands from touching the world ALL DAY are still on your hands."

"Well I ran water over my hands. I rinsed them off."

Awesome.

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