please make it stop

This just in:

Contrary to popular belief, there is something worse than country music: religion-themed country music.

She knows I'm right, and that's why she's upset

me: (to my mother while browsing Easter goodies in the candy aisle) Isn't it absurd that people who aren't religious celebrate Easter? How they give their children candy and talk about the Easter Bunny?

lady: (standing next to us, also browsing candy) scowl.