Why I'm not a model

So I was watching a rerun episode of "America's Next Top Model," and it was during the end at the judging table and the judges are always criticizing how the models show up at judging. Either their clothes aren't model-y enough, or they wore too much makeup, or they should've left their hair down or should've tied it up or whatever. So Tyra gets on one girl's case about how she shouldn't sweep her bangs across her forehead because "Models don't do that." And I was all like, "Fuck you Tyra. I love doing my hair like that."